“Calm Down” Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee, Cool Statement Shirt, Chill Summer Vibes
Because nothing calms people down faster than being told to calm down, right? This tee is your new passive-aggressive power move—subtle, smug, and soft as hell. Garment-dyed for that perfectly faded look, it’s the kind of shirt that says “I’ve been unbothered since birth.”
Throw it on for backyard chaos, late-night debates, or any time someone needs a reminder that you're the eye of the storm. Great for gifting to friends who cause a scene… or pretending you’re not one of them.
1. Pick a Setup.
Choose your game mode—classic, chaotic, or full-blown sabotage. Deal out Player Cards and prep for battle.
2. Roll the Dice.
Whatever you roll is the number of points up for grabs this round. The higher the stakes, the harder the sabotage.
3. Draw a Game Card.
Read out a twisted prompt like, “My dog’s biggest red flag is…” and watch the panic set in.
4. Drop Your Punchline.
Play a card, bring the drama, and try to win the crowd—or cause a little havoc with Trap Cards and point-stealing mayhem.
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FAQs
That very much depends on your tone.
A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.
The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.
Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."
Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.