Lactose Intolerant Tee – Funny Unisex T-Shirt, Humorous Gift for Foodies, Casual Jersey Graphic Top
Warning: This tee may cause spontaneous laughter and severe dairy-free swagger. The “Lactose Intolerant” Tee is the ultimate graphic shirt for foodies, flatulence survivors, and anyone who knows their way around an oat milk latte.
Made from soft, breathable cotton, this unisex jersey tee is perfect for casual wear, late-night taco runs (minus the queso), or gifting to that one friend who still cries over cheese. Equal parts hilarious and stylish, it’s the go-to shirt for people with great taste and a mildly broken digestive system.
Wear it proud. Laugh harder. Pass the almond milk.
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