“MOIST” Skull Beach Towel – Bold, Funny Gift for Rebels, Beach Goths & Chaos-Loving Sunbathers
This is not your grandma’s beach towel—unless she’s into flaming skulls and psychological warfare.
The “MOIST” Skull Towel is equal parts hellfire and hydration, designed for sun-soaked sinners, poolside punks, and beach baddies who like their accessories with a side of chaos.
Wrap yourself in soft, absorbent comfort after a swim, a sun-fueled existential crisis, or a game of Punchline Bandit that got too personal. With a fire-breathing neon design and a name that makes half the population cringe, this towel is the ultimate summer conversation starter (and relationship tester).
Perfect for:
- Starting fights on vacation
- Making goth waves at the beach
- Gifting to that one friend who still says “moist” just to be a menace
We pack it, we ship it, we cross our fingers. Track your order via the confirmation email we’ll send faster than you can say ‘I call Trap Card.’ Yes, we ship worldwide—but if you're ordering from beyond the borders, delivery times and local duties are on you, bandit. Choose your chaos, and we’ll handle the rest.
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FAQs
That very much depends on your tone.
A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.
The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.
Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."
Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.