Punchline Bandit: Parrot Cards (Coming Soon)

Punchline Bandit: Parrot Cards (Coming Soon)

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The ancient chaos oracle your game night didn’t know it needed.

Punchline Bandit proudly presents Parrot Cards—a mystic multiplayer showdown wrapped in ancient conspiracies and cosmic nonsense. Lost in time. Deciphered by a possibly cursed uncle in a wizard robe. Now yours to conquer.

This 70-round multi-mode tabletop card game throws you and your friends into a galactic game of hierarchy, strategy, and wild-card wizardry. Stack your hand. Play your power cards. Steal the points. Claim the round. Rinse, shuffle, repeat.

Just don’t get cocky—the abyss bites back.

ETA Launch Date: 2026. Get notified when this game drops. Join the waitlist.

1. Choose Your Fate.
Set the table. Select your squad of formidable contestants. Each player receives a pool of 9, 14, 21, or 27 Player Cards—depending on how unhinged you're feeling (and how many friends you could wrangle).

2. Deal with the Cosmos.
Shuffle the Player Cards. Each round, contestants receive 7 Game Cards. Add them to your pool and craft your strongest hand—but remember: you can only play 7 cards or fewer. This isn’t “Do Whatever You Want: The Game.”

3. Summon the Parrot.
Flip a Parrot Card and read it aloud like you're opening a portal to another dimension. This sets the vibe—and the stakes—for the round.

4. Play or Perish.
Each contestant reveals their hand. The hierarchy is law: Emperor > Prince > Jester > 35 > 29 > 27 > 19 > 17 > 11. Wild Cards bend reality and rules—use them wisely to build stronger combos.

5. Claim the Points.
The highest hand wins the round’s points and the Parrot Card. Spent cards return to the Great Deck for a shuffle worthy of the gods. Rinse and repeat.

6. Win the Glory.
After 70 rounds of transcendent strategy and light betrayal, the contestant with the most points and/or Parrot Cards claims victory, glory, and possibly an unsettling amount of cosmic attention.

We pack it, we ship it, we cross our fingers. Track your order via the confirmation email we’ll send faster than you can say ‘I call Trap Card.’ Yes, we ship worldwide—but if you're ordering from beyond the borders, delivery times and local duties are on you, bandit. Choose your chaos, and we’ll handle the rest.

For all the gritty delivery details, check out our shipping policy.

FAQs

That very much depends on your tone.

A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.

The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.

Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."

Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.

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