Punchline Bandit: Wine Dine Ride The Slime (Coming Soon)
The classiest slug-fight the galaxy’s never asked for.
Welcome to the most ridiculous aristocratic space-race in recorded mollusk history. Eight noble Houses, one absurd title: Super-Posh-Upper-Class-Most-Noble-Pompas-Majesty-of-all-the-SluGalaxy.
Scheme, slime, and swindle your way from garden peasant to galactic thunder-slug royalty. You’ll hoard points, buy clout, bluff hard, and maybe—just maybe—get your royal shell crowned. But fair warning: this isn’t for polite dinner guests. This is war in a dinner jacket.
Refined. Ruthless. Ridiculous. The throne awaits—slither accordingly.
ETA Launch Date: 2026. Get notified when this game drops. Join the waitlist.
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FAQs
That very much depends on your tone.
A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.
The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.
Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."
Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.