Loose Vitamin Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt – Casual Streetwear, Summer Vibes, Fashion Gift for Him or Her, Everyday Essential
This tee is what happens when luxury branding takes a wrong turn into a dive bar—and we’re here for it. The Loose Vitamin Unisex T-Shirt delivers high-end parody with low-effort cool. Made from ultra-soft garment-dyed cotton, it’s built for laid-back weekends, awkward brunches, or those chaotic nights when someone says “one more round.”
Whether you’re buying it as a tongue-in-cheek gift for your most stylish friend or making a bold statement at your next backyard party, this is the tee that says “I see the joke, and I am the moment.”
Available in sizes S to 4XL for all shapes of sarcasm. Wear it ironically—or don’t. Either way, you're winning.
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