King Parrot Tote Bag – Loud, Regal, and Ready for Anything
Rule the streets (or the beach) with this gloriously over-the-top tote featuring a gold-chain-rockin’, crown-wearing cosmic parrot. Yes, you read that right.
This bag doesn’t whisper style—it squawks it. Made for bird lovers, space-case dreamers, and fashion-forward weirdos who know that practical can still be ridiculously fun. Strong enough to haul snacks, secrets, and your cosmic shopping list.
🎒 Perfect for birthdays, beach days, or just peacocking your personality around town.
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FAQs
That very much depends on your tone.
A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.
The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.
Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."
Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.