Hear me, hear me... hear me some more... it is now the beginning of time, take a seat and rise to the challenge of playing the great game.

The other great game that is not so tame, lame and has no shame when it comes to making the claim that one here is the wittiest cat, that takes the hat.

Your quest... each and every one of you is to take up your player cards be them 12, 15 or 20 of your chosen count.

Start the epic quest of flipping game cards over one by one, turn by turn, reading these aloud and proudly to your fellow contestants.

When ready, steady and set loose your best cards which bring the best of laughs to such a situation.

Winners of laughs get the points from the dice to stack one upon the other and more and more like pirate plunder.

Those with the most are truly the winner! Winner! No Trap cards for dinner!

Get smart with your cards and know when to hold, fold take the round or go boldly with a side-splitter, manage your hand and strategy.

It is a sport of wit and cunning, so keep to a seat there is no running.

It is advised that you come prepared for there are occasions where tides can turn, and your best 1 liner can save your skin.

This game is sneaky this game is quick, this game did not make it over a candlestick... because it doesn't have legs.

If this doesn't make sense to you so sorry, apologies, on my knees.

It's hard to understand and comprehend the basics when delivered by a lyrical master moving faster than a taco induced disaster

Fret not little bandit pull out your phone get your QR zone on and scan it, read the other version and roll on.

Addons and expansions are soon to follow, have a good gander at the game play and stay in the loop on our Social media pages when you poop.

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Grand Prize

The winners can send us a photo of them and their scores. One lucky champ will be winning the majestic prize of the 2025 HooDaero Sombrero. But! We are going to need your help putting it together. What to you think should go on this Awesome piece of Art?

FAQs

Is it an offensive game?

Yes, it most likely could be, but in all fairness, it definitely is.

A lot. The rulebook says you can play with various group sizes, so read the room and adjust accordingly.

The highest score achieved so far is 247, using a pair of standard dice.

Check out our social media links on the page.

Yes! We're working on the next deck, but we can't reveal much yet. Keep an eye on our social media and this website for updates on the official launch of "Deck 2: Something-Something."

Each player is given a set of player cards. When it’s your turn, roll the dice to determine the round’s points. Then, flip over a game card from the great deck and read it aloud. After that, all players must provide their best player card in response to the game card’s question. The player with the best card, who gets the most laughs, wins the points.

Send us an email with your requirements, and let’s make some awesome things happen!

Go ahead. We welcome industrious capitalism and are more than happy to be a part of it.

We appreciate your enthusiasm! We encourage you to bring your ideas to life by creating your own game and building your own empire, just like the rest of us!

We recommend consulting with your attorney to understand the potential risks of copyright and trademark infringement before proceeding.

You’ll need to wait patiently, and when the expansion is released, be sure to order it right away. Once it’s in your hands, you can proudly say you got the very first one!

It’s expected to launch around the 25th or never at 30:00 PM. Stay tuned!

We are willing to negotiate here, but we need to know you are serious. You can demonstrate this by purchasing a pile of Punchline Bandit games, setting them alight in protest, ensuring your comrades film the event, and publishing it across as many social media platforms as possible to make it go viral. From there, the overlords will decide on the direction to take with this issue.